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DRESS.MOV is the second episode of the PONY.MOV series. It premiered on YouTube on December 7, 2011.


Discord returns to Ponyville and the ponies have to look for the Elements of Harmony to stop him. Twilight Sparkle turns to Rarity who has enslaved Mexican immigrants to make her dresses for her.

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A storyboard from DRESS.MOV.

(Discord arrives to Ponyville, and starts destroying buildings. Over on the horizon is Twilight Sparkle and Spike.)

Twilight Sparkle: Dear sweet Celestia! Discord, the god of chaos, has returned from his stoned imprisonment to lay waste to everything and everyone they hold dear! Spike, we have only one option. We must locate the Elements of Harmony!

[Spike lights and smokes a bong.]

Spike: Yeah, far out dude.

(We see the text, DRESS.MOV, which turns into a bloody format.)

(Fluttershy is seen eating grass. Twilight appears, looks at Fluttershy's butt, grins, and starts poking her horn repeatably at it. Fluttershy looks stunned, after having this feeling.)

Fluttershy: Hey, hey, hey! Quit poking me with your thing!

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy, have you seen the Elements of Harmony? I can't find them anywhere!

Fluttershy: Hey, hey, hey. I've sure haven't, purple guy. Stay out of my shed, okay?

(Fluttershy walks into her shed, and closes the door. Twilight looks up in the sky, and sees Rainbow Dash laying on a cloud.)

Twilight Sparkle: Wanna help me look, Rainbow Dash?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, why don't you suck my tit you dumb bitch. [laughs] Swag.

(Twilight Sparkle is seen masturbating.)

Twilight Sparkle: I know! I'll ask Rarity!

[Twilight is knocking on Rarity's door.]

Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, get your fat-ass out here and help me find the elements.

(Inside, Rarity walks over the door.)

Rarity: Oh, I simply can't darling. I'm entertaining family today.

[Twilight pokes her head through the mail slot, and looks inside.]

Twilight Sparkle: You're family with over thirty illegal Mexican immigrants?

(Mexican people are seen making dresses.)

Rarity: Of course dear, who do you think makes my dresses?

(The immigrants are shown stitching, while looking scared looking at a poster with Rarity saying "RARITY IS WATCHING YOU".)

Rarity:They come over, they look at my posters, [cracks a whip at a woman] I pretend to whip them, it's a silly pretend game. Haha, like a family tradition. Hohohohoho. [darkly whispers] Except they're not allowed to leave.

Twilight Sparkle: That doesn't exactly seem ethical Rarity. [makes duck lips and quacks]

Rarity: [laugh] Oh, please. Everybody knows Mexicans aren't real people.

(Rarity walks up to a Mexican boy named Paco.)

Paco: Oh, misses Rarity. My little fingers hurt from making so many dresses against my will.

Rarity: Oh, my poor baby. Let Mamma Rarity look, I'll fix you up.

[Rarity uses her horn magic to break Paco's fingers.]

Rarity: No need to thank me my dear. Generosity is my middle name.

Paco: Oh no, looks like hard times ahead for Paco.

(Rarity looks at a mirror, seeing her reflection.)

Rarity: Oh, I truly am the most beautiful creature in all of Equestria. To gaze upon me is to know divinity itself.

(A Mexican teenage girl walks up to Rarity with a glass.)

Mexican teenage girl: Mrs. Rarity, I am so thirsty...

(Rarity takes the glass, inhales, spits out her saliva into it, and takes it back to the teenage girl.)

Rarity: Drink that dear.

Mexican teenage girl: When are you going to pay us, Mrs. Rarity?

Rarity: I'm sorry darling, I can't understand your thick accent. You simply must learn to speak English properly if you're going to live in this country.

(Outside the sweatshop, Twilight still has her head in the mail slot and farts. Rarity slams the door on Twilight, using her horn magic to levitate a dress, and walks over to Fluttershy.)

Rarity: Oh, Fluttershy. I had the help throw together a little dress for you. Maybe now you won't look like such an unwashed tramp.

(Rarity quits her horn magic, and the dress falls onto Fluttershy.)

Fluttershy: [from underneath the dress] Hey, hey, hey. Stay out of my shed.

[A hand reaches towards Rarity.]

Rarity: Yes, that's me, the most generous pony in Ponyville.

(The hand grabs Rarity, and reveals to belong to a tall, muscular Mexican man. After squeezing Rarity a few times, he raises her up to his face.)

[The "Mexican Hat Dance" song starts to play.]

Mexican man: Revolución.

[Rarity looks nervous.]

Rarity: I'm sorry darling, I'm ever so certain I don't speak that...ghastly...taco-language of yours...

Mexican man: Revolution.

[Rarity looks scared.]

Rarity: That's what I was afraid you said.

(The Mexican man walks back into the sweatshop, still carrying Rarity, and slams the door. On the door, we see a squashed flat Twilight (whose head is now out of the mail slot) falling down to the ground. We then hear the Mexican immigrants beat up Rarity, even though it isn't shown.)

Rarity: [from inside the sweatshop] No, no, not my face! Not my generous face! No, agh, no! Help! This is hurt, this is a generous beating! Oh! Oh dear, oh my!

[The music ends, as the screen cuts to back.]

(We then cut to Discord, who is still making huge chaos.)

Discord: I am your god now, bring me your virgins!

[The HOTDIGGEDYDEMON.COM logo appears, along with the credits.]





  • This is the Rarity themed episode of the show.
  • Rarity looks and sounds completely different than she did in APPLE.MOV.
  • This is the first episode to include the logo at the end.
  • This episode is rated TV-14-L on PONY.MOV TV.
  • Paco reappears in SPIKE.MOV, PARTY.MOV, and SWAG.MOV.
  • Fluttershy says "Stay out of my shed," twice in this episode, which possibly leads up to SHED.MOV.
  • Character Debuts: Discord, Princess Celestia (mentioned), Mexican Immigrants, and Paco.
  • This is the debut appearence of the bloody episode title card.
  • Applejack and Pinkie Pie do not appear in this episode.
  • This is the last episode to be released in 2011.
  • The storyboard for this episode is available at
  • Rarity's voice in the episode sounds like Pops Maellard from Regular Show.
  • This is when Fluttershy said, "Stay outta my shed," for the first time.
  • This is when Rainbow Dash said "Swag" for the first time.
  • This is the first and only episode where Fluttershy refers to Twilight Sparkle as "Purple Guy": a reference to the character in the 'Five Nights at Freddy's' series.

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