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Fazbear & Friends
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Fazbear & Friends


Running Time

7:30

Characters

Freddy Fazbear
Bonnie
Chica
Foxy
Mike

Rating

?

Written and animated by

Max Gilardi

Based on the game by:

Scott Cawthon

Released date:

April 17, 2015

Fazbear & Friends is a short animated parody of the horror video game Five Nights at Freddy's. It aired on YouTube on April 17, 2015.

SynopsisEdit

Freddy Fazbear and his friends try to make new friends with the night guard, but things soon get out of hand.

TranscriptEdit

(The scene starts on a rainy night outside Freddy's Fazbear's Pizza, with horror music playing. Inside, the horror music stops as we see the stage with a table that has Freddy playing a banjo, Bonnie grooming his hair with a toothbrush, and Foxy watching a miniature television. Chica walks up to them with a plate of pizza.)

Chica: Hope y'all are hungry, cause' The Pizza Is The New.

Foxy: Oh, great. Pizza again.

(makes a bored look on his face)

Freddy: Bonnie, why are y'all tryin' to beautify yourself?

Bonnie: I got story about my presentation now that I'm a *chuckles* famous celebutante.

Freddy: Now what in the hay are you on about?

Bonnie: (points at a security camera) Look, we're on TV!

(The security camera looks around the pizzeria.)

Freddy: D'oh, you silly rabbit, we're not on television. That's a security camera.

Chica: But that does mean someone's watching us, right?

Freddy: Well, I suppose it does, Chica.

Bonnie: But, do you think they might wanna be friends, Freddy?!

Freddy: Well, shoot, Fazbear and his crew are always up for making new friends!

Foxy: New friends? Ugh, pass. [makes the same bored face again]

Freddy: Let's see if we can't find this mysterious "Security Cam Sam" and give him a welcome as warm as a big old furry bear hug.

(Freddy jumps on to Bonnie's shoulders and Bonnie gives him a piggy-back ride, and Chica follows. Foxy just stays in his chair.)

Foxy: (flips his eye patch down and closes his eyes) Ugh, wake me when it's over.

(Chica grabs Foxy by his eye patch with her finger, and pulls him with her. The scene then transforms into the "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza" sign, and cuts to the gang near the security room's door.)

Bonnie: I think there's some fashion of hairless ape in there, Freddy!

(Screen shows Mike in the office.)

Freddy: No, that there's called the man old top.

Chica: Do you think he likes pizza?

Freddy: Bon, why don't you try and get his attention?

(Bonnie taps on the window and Mike notices the tapping and freaks out when he sees Bonnie's robot face. Mike presses the door lock on his keyboard)

Bonnie: Well shoot, Freddy. He doesn't look like he wants to be friends at all!

Freddy: Well, sir, I wont accept that for an answer.

(Chica tries to open the door but the door is locked)

Chica: I think he locked us out.

Foxy: Oh well, we tried. (laughs)

(Freddy grabs an axe and gets ready to swing it in the door)

Freddy: Never say never, Foxy!

(Freddy repeatedly hits the door with the axe after a few hits freddy puts his head through the hole in door)

Freddy: Excuse me, sir. Would you all like some company in there?

Chica: (in the background) Ask him if he likes pizza.

(Freddy then pulls his head out of the hole, puts his hand, grabs the door handle and unlocks the door from the inside. When he opens the door, the right door opened and hear running footsteps meaning Mike fled from his office)

Chica: Ah, dang he ran off. I guess he's fixing be all by his lonesome.

Freddy: Well, I'm fixing to add of my companion compendium. Foxy, Chica, you search the east hallway and the kitchen. Bonnie, you and me will take the dining area and the maintenance room. Well find this man, and as the Lord is my witness. Before this night is over, I will make a friend!

(The lightning flashes to show the next scene with Foxy and Chica searching near the toilets.)

 Chica: Dang, this place is spooky at night. I sure could go for a piece of P-p-p-pizza right about now.

 (Foxy then pins Chica to the wall)

Foxy: Really. Cause I was feeling kind of hungry for something else.

(Foxy tries to kiss Chica, but she puts here wing in front of his face)

Chica: Wait, I can't. You know my heart belongs to Freddy.

Foxy: Oh, please. That egotistical fur ball will never notice you the way I do.

(Foxy uses his hook to slide down Chica's cheek and Chica blushes then the two make out for a few seconds)

Chica: But Foxy, what if the man finds us?

Foxy: Come on, babe, he's probably halfway Albuquerque by now. Now how's about you little Foxy take a peek at those McNuggets.

(Foxy then loosens the back of Chica's bib and gets visualization of her boobs)

Foxy: (surprised at Chica's boobs.) Well, ahoy matey.

(Mike is walking at the east hallway to looking and finding Foxy and Chica to kill them with a shovel.)

Chica: Foxy, look out!

(Foxy and Chica using animatronic puppets and also using kid screamer pop-up sounds to try look at Mike, but Foxy getting hit by Mike's shovel.)

Chica: Foxy, are you okay?

Foxy: My only regret... (electrocution sound) is not getting... (electrocution sound) to second base. (faints and dies)

(We see Chica's pizza boobs.)

Chica: Mr. Man, I don't know why y'all would do this. But, no matter what happens, I always like you assume the best of folk. Why, I bet underneath that sour marmalade expression, you just scared and confused. But you all don't have anything to be afraid of. I'm gonna hug you until y'all understand that with I want is for us to be friends.

(Chica wanted to try gave Mike a hug, but Chica got hit. Also, Chica the animatronic puppet appeared in the shadow. The lighting flashes to show the next scene with Freddy searching for Bonnie with a flash light.)

Freddy: Bonnie? Bonnie? D'oh, wonder that dang rabbit get to. Simmer down, Fazbear. You never fail to make a friend before. And you sure is tarnation ain't gonna start tonight. (He steps on Bonnie's butt. But farting sound appears.) Well, that seems a tad queer. (He gets shocked and finds out that Bonnie got killed.) Oh, Bonnie! Wonder they done to y'all top?! Speak to me!

Bonnie: Sorry for falling apart on you, Freddy. (Goofy sound) Hey, I guess you could say, I'm gonna rest in peaces. (acting like Goofy and coughs to be death) Oh, dear, God! (dies)

Freddy: Don't worry, Bonnie. I swear to you I'll find whoever did this. And I will make that person my friend.

[The lights suddenly go off and Freddy gets shocked. A door opens, which it reveals to be Mike ready to kill Freddy Fazbear with his shovel. Freddy drops Bonnie's head on the floor and gets angry. The lighting flashing is where Freddy the animatronic appears. Suddenly, the "Freddy Fazbear's Theme" music is playing. Freddy makes 2 pink cupcakes with 1 candle for each one on his hands appear.)

Freddy: Prepare your backside for friendship, you shadowy, shovel-wielding, shameless, sick, sinister, son of a Siamese salamander.

(Mike Schmidt and Freddy Fazbear are ready to fight and the battles begin.)

Freddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(The scene cuts off where they tied. So in the next morning, Freddy and Mike are having a conversation.)

Freddy: So let me run through this one more time just so I can make sure I'm understanding ya. You're saying I am not, a bipedal brown bear, blessed with human cognitive thought in speech. But rather, in animatronic puppet built by a Pizzeria chain and given unholy life by the restless spirit of a child murdered in the '80s?

Mike: Yeah, it's basically the long short a bit.

(face palm)

Freddy: I gotta tell ya I found that little hard to belief.

Mike: Check it out, dude.

(Holds up a mirror. Freddy then sees what he really looks like at the mirror.)

Freddy: Oh, dang, I'm a fried, I look like old scratch himself claw out of the depths of Haiti's. I'm powerful sorry if I scared y'all.

Mike: No problem. I'm sorry I took all of your friends apart.

Freddy: Don't worry, I can put them back together.

Mike: So, what you gonna do now that you know the truth?

Freddy: Well, the way I figure, the only thing I've ever wanted to do in this world is entertain children. And if you ask me, find out that I'm a robot built for the specific purpose of entertaining children doesn't change a thing. But anything it gives me more assurance the most people ever get, that what I'm doing is worthwhile. And I have you to thank for that, Mike. Oh! I'm almost forgot we gonna get you fitted up.

Mike: Fitted up?

(opens the door and turning the lights on.)

Freddy: It's Fazbear's pizza policy that all and discounts remain in costume at all time has to not scare all of the kids. You're new here so I know you didn't know but we're gonna have to get you in one ASAP.

Mike: (grabs the head of a Freddy Fazbear costume) Freddy, you know I'm not a endoskeleton, right?

Freddy: D'oh, you can't lie to me I know one endoskeleton when I see one. I'm sorry, Mike. It's just policy.

(Freddy goes in his pizza policy room and closes the door. The scene cuts to black and the video ends)

Voices Edit

TriviaEdit

  • This is the fourth video game parody. The first is SONIC: Too Fast, the second is Luigi's Day Out and the third is BUTTFACE McFARTSALOT.
  • There is a clean version uploaded by a user named BronyGuardian, in which he decided to remove inappropriate stuff and cursing.
  • Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is similar to Chuck E. Cheese's.
  • The music that was playing when Freddy swings the axe at the door is The Annoying Orange death music.

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