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INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE!!!) is a stand-alone video by Max Gilardi. It premired on YouTube on January 22, 2014.
Plot[]
Zim-Zam keeps forgetting what he was gonna do for the day, meanwhile Dib keeps getting in the way
Transcript[]
(A title card is shown with Zim and GIR saying, "ZIM-ZAM THE SPACEMAN AND ROBOT RUDY!")
(The next title card says, "IN: "AH, SHIT!")
(We see Zim-Zam (Zim) on a chair and Robot Rudy (GIR) floating next to Zim-Zam.)
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit. I forgot what I was gonna do today. Ahh, shit! Ahhh, shit!
Rudy: MONKEY MOOSE MUFFIN TACO BEE PICK GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY WACKY WACKY WAFFLE.
Zim-Zam: "Goofy wacky waffle"? I don't know what you're talking about! Ahh, shit, I'm an old man, I shouldn't have to deal with this!
Rudy: (moving in a weird way) GIRAFFE GIRAFFE GIRAFFE GIRAFFE PIZZA PEPPERONI BA BA BO BAY BA BA B B BOING ABOING ABOING ARUBY.
[Sitcom audience laughter is heard.]
[Suddenly the doorbell rings.]
Zim-Zam: Ahh, shit! Someone's at the fucking door! [tries to get off chair and grunts twice] Rudy, help me up, buddy-- [Rudy helps Zim-Zam up and Zim-Zam walks away.] Oy, my hip is killing me today, ah, shit! Ahhh, shit!
(We find out that Dib is knocking on the door.)
Dib: Mister Zam! Please let me take a picture of you for my high-school yearbook!
[Zim-Zam looks into the keylock.]
Dib: (outside) I'm on the yearbook committee!
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, it's that guy... ...I don't remember his name. Probably something with 3 letters. Everybody that I know has 3 letters in their name, what's up with that, ahh, shit!
Rudy: DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE PIDDLE POODLE PIDDLE BUTTER ACKY FACKY WANT SOME SEAFOOD MAMA D D D D D.
(Zim-Zam opens the door and shoots Dib in the head with a gun.)
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, just leave me alone! If you don't stop coming around here I'm gonna have to do something about it! This is your final warning, I'm sorry, ahhh, shit!
[Zim-Zam closes the door.]
Rudy: THE ELECTRIC YELLOW HAS ME BY THE BRAIN, BANANA MONKEY PURPLE DISHWASHER, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A PEPPER TOO?
[Zim-Zam walks back into the room.]
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit. Now I remember what I was gonna do today, I was gonna build like a... giant laser gun to kill all the humans! That's what I do, right? I hate the humans? Not that I got to get to know any of them... Rudy, tell me everything you know about building giant lasers!
Rudy: A YOUNG MAN NAMED MAXWELL EDISON USES A HAMMER MADE OF SILVER TO KILL HIS GIRLFRIEND JOAN, HIS SCHOOL TEACHER, AND JUDGE WHO TRIED TO LOCK HIM UP, ORIGINAL RELEASE DATE SEPTEMBER 26 1969 BURRITO PIZZA BA BA BO BA BO BA BA BO BA.
Zim-Zam: Oh Boy, I didn't understand a word you said! Building giant lasers must be complicated!
[The doorbell rings.]
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit.
(Dib is now disguised as a pizza delivery guy (still with a bullet hole in his head) and speaks with an Italian accent.)
Dib: Hey-a-ho! Zim-Zam! It's-a me, the pizza man!
[Audience laughs.]
Zim-Zam: [from behind the door] No, you're not you fucking liar, I didn't even order a pizza, go away! [Peeks over to Rudy.] Boy, I tell ya, this guy's a real pain in my aaaa-anus!
Rudy: COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.
(Dib is now shown naked.)
Dib: Mr. Zim! I took off all my clothes! Come out and see!
(Zim-Zam opens the door, puts a huge gun to Dib's head and shoots him.)
[Dib now has a huge hole in his head dripping blood]
Dib: Call it a hunch, but I'm starting to get the feeling that you don't want me here, Mr. Zim!
[Zim-Zam looks similar to the Great Gazoo from "The Flintstones."]
Zim-Zam: Yeah, brilliant deduction there. Toodle-loo, dum-dum!
[Zim-Zam disappears.]
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, Rudy, I forgot what I was gonna do again, that asshole keeps distracting me, ahh shit!
Rudy: (translation words appear underneath) YOU WERE GOING TO CHOKE ON PISS AND DIE, YOU DIARHHEA-GARGLING CUM SPONGE.
Zim-Zam: Oh yeah, that's right, I was gonna play with my sassy kitties! [Zim-Zam goes over to his pet cats.] I got a couple of sassy cats! Oh, they're so sassy! Who's a sassy cat? [Starts speaking in a distorted, demonic voice] WHO'S A SASSY CAT? WHO'S A SASSY CAT? WHO'S MY SASSY-
[Doorbell rings, Zim-Zam opens the door and sees Dib still standing there.]
Zim-Zam: Ah shit. You again? That's it pal, I'm taking care of this once and for all! Rudy, get over here and self-destruct already, why don't ya?
[Rudy comes over and pulls out a grenade from his chestplate and pulls the pin.]
Rudy: ISLAM IS THE LIGHT
[Rudy explodes]
[Zim-Zam, Rudy and Dib go to a pizzeria and eat pizza while naked, Dib belches loudly and Zim swallows]
Zim-Zam: Huh, I'm glad everything worked out in the end.
[Eating resumes, until Rudy starts to fly up]
Rudy: PEPPERONI RAVIOLI.
Voices[]
- Max Gilardi - Zim-Zam the Spaceman (pastiche of Invader Zim) and The Green Man
- Jonathan Gran - Dib-Dab the Stupid Earthboy (pastiche of Dib Membrane)
- PlainTalk - Robo-Rudy (pastiche of GIR)
Trivia[]
- The phrase "Ah, shit" was uttered 16 times (17 if you count the title card/alternate name).
- It's not really a real lost episode he made it up.
- The line of Rudy that says "COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM" is a part of the lyrics Space Jam Theme Song
- The bit where Rudy talks about a man robbing a bank for a gay lover to get gender reassignment surgery is the description of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," starring Al Pacino. i edited the line on this wiki to remind the people on this wiki of The Maxwell Edison Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQnguzZIN8
- Some of Rudy's lines were recycled from a few of Stimpy's incoherent babblings from the episode of "The Ren and Stimpy Show" named "Blazing Entrails."
- The creator of Invader Zim said (as a joke) that this is his favorite episode of Invader Zim on Twitter along with saying " I don't remember making it".