|INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE||!)|
INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE!!!) is a stand-alone video by Max Gilardi. It premired on YouTube on January 22, 2014.
Zim-Zam keeps forgetting what he was gonna do for the day, meanwhile Dib keeps getting in the way
(A title card is shown with Zim and GIR saying, "ZIM-ZAM THE SPACEMAN AND ROBOT RUDY!")
(The next title card says, "IN: "AH, SHIT!")
(We see Zim-Zam (Zim) on a chair and Robot Rudy (GIR) floating next to Zim-Zam.)
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit. I forgot what I was gonna do today. Ahh, shit! Ahhh, shit!
Rudy: MONKEY MOOSE MUFFIN TACO BEE PICK GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY WACKY WACKY WAFFLE.
Zim-Zam: "Goofy wacky waffle"? I don't know what you're talking about! Ahh, shit, I'm an old man, I shouldn't have to deal with this!
Rudy: (moving in a weird way) GIRAFFE GIRAFFE GIRAFFE GIRAFFE PIZZA PEPPERONI BA BA BO BAY BA BA B B BOING ABOING ABOING ARUBY.
[Sitcom audience laughter is heard.]
[Suddenly the doorbell rings.]
Zim-Zam: Ahh, shit! Someone's at the fucking door! [tries to get off chair and grunts twice] Rudy, help me up, buddy-- [Rudy helps Zim-Zam up and Zim-Zam walks away.] Oy, my hip is killing me today, ah, shit! Ahhh, shit!
(We find out that Dib is knocking on the door.)
Dib: Mister Zam! Please let me take a picture of you for my high-school yearbook!
[Zim-Zam looks into the keylock.]
Dib: (outside) I'm on the yearbook committee!
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, it's that guy... ...I don't remember his name. Probably something with 3 letters. Everybody that I know has 3 letters in their name, what's up with that, ahh, shit!
Rudy: DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE PIDDLE POODLE PIDDLE BUTTER ACKY FACKY WANT SOME SEAFOOD MAMA D D D D D.
(Zim-Zam opens the door and shoots Dib in the head with a gun.)
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, just leave me alone! If you don't stop coming around here I'm gonna have to do something about it! This is your final warning, I'm sorry, ahhh, shit!
[Zim-Zam closes the door.]
Rudy: THE ELECTRIC YELLOW HAS ME BY THE BRAIN, BANANA MONKEY PURPLE DISHWASHER, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A PEPPER TOO?
[Zim-Zam walks back into the room.]
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit. Now I remember what I was gonna do today, I was gonna build like a... giant laser gun to kill all the humans! That's what I do, right? I hate the humans? Not that I got to get to know any of them... Rudy, tell me everything you know about building giant lasers!
Rudy: A YOUNG AL PACINO PLAYS AN IMPETUOUS MAN WHO ROBS A BANK SO HIS GAY LOVER CAN AFFORD THE GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY, ORIGINAL RELEASE DATE SEPTEMBER 21ST, 1975 BURRITO PIZZA BA BA BO BA BO BA BA BO BA.
Zim-Zam: Oh Boy, I didn't understand a word you said! Building giant lasers must be complicated!
[The doorbell rings.]
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit.
(Dib is now disguised as a pizza delivery guy (still with a bullet hole in his head) and speaks with an Italian accent.)
Dib: Hey-a-ho! Zim-Zam! It's-a me, the pizza man!
Zim-Zam: [from behind the door] No, you're not you fucking liar, I didn't even order a pizza, go away! [Peeks over to Rudy.] Boy, I tell ya, this guy's a real pain in my aaaa-anus!
Rudy: COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.
(Dib is now shown naked.)
Dib: Mr. Zim! I took off all my clothes! Come out and see!
(Zim-Zam opens the door, puts a huge gun to Dib's head and shoots him.)
[Dib now has a huge hole in his head dripping blood]
Dib: Call it a hunch, but I'm starting to get the feeling that you don't want me here, Mr. Zim!
[Zim-Zam looks similar to the Great Gazoo from "The Flintstones."]
Zim-Zam: Yeah, brilliant deduction there. Toodle-loo, dum-dum!
Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, Rudy, I forgot what I was gonna do again, that asshole keeps distracting me, ahh shit!
Rudy: (translation words appear underneath) YOU WERE GOING TO CHOKE ON PISS AND DIE, YOU DIARHHEA-GARGLING CUM SPONGE.
Zim-Zam: Oh yeah, that's right, I was gonna play with my sassy kitties! [Zim-Zam goes over to his pet cats.] I got a couple of sassy cats! Oh, they're so sassy! Who's a sassy cat? [Starts speaking in a distorted, demonic voice] WHO'S A SASSY CAT? WHO'S A SASSY CAT? WHO'S MY SASSY-
[Doorbell rings, Zim-Zam opens the door and sees Dib still standing there.]
Zim-Zam: Ah shit. You again? That's it pal, I'm taking care of this once and for all! Rudy, get over here and self-destruct already, why don't ya?
[Rudy comes over and pulls out a grenade from his chestplate and pulls the pin.]
Rudy: ISLAM IS THE LIGHT
[Zim-Zam, Rudy and Dib go to a pizzaria and eat pizza while naked, Dib belches loudly and Zim swallows] '
'Zim-Zam: Huh, I'm glad everything worked out in the end.
[Eating resumes, until Rudy starts to fly up]
Rudy: PEPPERONI RAVIOLI.
- The phrase "Ah, shit" was uttered 16 times (17 if you count the title card/alternate name).
- It's not really a real lost episode he made it up.
- The bit where Rudy talks about a man robbing a bank for a gay lover to get gender reassignment surgery is the description of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," starring Al Pacino.
- Some of Rudy's lines were recycled from a few of Stimpy's incoherent babblings from the episode of "The Ren and Stimpy Show" named "Blazing Entrails."