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INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE!)
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INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE!!!)


Running Time

4:28

Characters

Zim

Rating

TV-MA-L

INVADER ZIM LOST EPISODE (RARE!!!) is a stand-alone video by Max Gilardi. It premired on YouTube on January 22, 2014.

PlotEdit

Zim-Zam keeps forgetting what he was gonna do for the day, meanwhile Dib keeps getting in the way

TranscriptEdit

(A title card is shown with Zim and GIR saying, "ZIM-ZAM THE SPACEMAN AND ROBOT RUDY!")

(The next title card says, "IN: "AH, SHIT!")

(We see Zim-Zam (Zim) on a chair and Robot Rudy (GIR) floating next to Zim-Zam.)

Zim-Zam: Ah, shit. I forgot what I was gonna do today. Ahh, shit! Ahhh, shit!

Rudy: MONKEY MOOSE MUFFIN TACO BEE PICK GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY WACKY WACKY WAFFLE.

Zim-Zam: "Goofy wacky waffle"? I don't know what you're talking about! Ahh, shit, I'm an old man, I shouldn't have to deal with this!

Rudy: (moving in a weird way) GIRAFFE GIRAFFE GIRAFFE GIRAFFE PIZZA PEPPERONI BA BA BO BAY BA BA B B BOING ABOING ABOING ARUBY.

[Sitcom audience laughter is heard.]

[Suddenly the doorbell rings.]

Zim-Zam: Ahh, shit! Someone's at the fucking door! [tries to get off chair and grunts twice] Rudy, help me up, buddy-- [Rudy helps Zim-Zam up and Zim-Zam walks away.] Oy, my hip is killing me today, ah, shit! Ahhh, shit!

(We find out that Dib is knocking on the door.)

Dib: Mister Zam! Please let me take a picture of you for my high-school yearbook!

[Zim-Zam looks into the keylock.]

Dib: (outside) I'm on the yearbook committee!

Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, it's that guy... ...I don't remember his name. Probably something with 3 letters. Everybody that I know has 3 letters in their name, what's up with that, ahh, shit!

Rudy: DIDDLE DIDDLE FIDDLE PIDDLE POODLE PIDDLE BUTTER ACKY FACKY WANT SOME SEAFOOD MAMA D D D D D.

(Zim-Zam opens the door and shoots Dib in the head with a gun.)

Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, just leave me alone! If you don't stop coming around here I'm gonna have to do something about it! This is your final warning, I'm sorry, ahhh, shit!

[Zim-Zam closes the door.]

Rudy: THE ELECTRIC YELLOW HAS ME BY THE BRAIN, BANANA MONKEY PURPLE DISHWASHER, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A PEPPER TOO?

[Zim-Zam walks back into the room.]

Zim-Zam: Ah, shit. Now I remember what I was gonna do today, I was gonna build like a... giant laser gun to kill all the humans! That's what I do, right? I hate the humans? Not that I got to get to know any of them... Rudy, tell me everything you know about building giant lasers!

Rudy: A YOUNG AL PACINO PLAYS AN IMPETUOUS MAN WHO ROBS A BANK SO HIS GAY LOVER CAN AFFORD THE GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY, ORIGINAL RELEASE DATE SEPTEMBER 21ST, 1975 BURRITO PIZZA BA BA BO BA BO BA BA BO BA.

Zim-Zam: Oh Boy, I didn't understand a word you said! Building giant lasers must be complicated!

[The doorbell rings.]

Zim-Zam: Ah, shit.

(Dib is now disguised as a pizza delivery guy (still with a bullet hole in his head) and speaks with an Italian accent.)

Dib: Hey-a-ho! Zim-Zam! It's-a me, the pizza man!

[Audience laughs.]

Zim-Zam: [from behind the door] No, you're not you fucking liar, I didn't even order a pizza, go away! [Peeks over to Rudy.] Boy, I tell ya, this guy's a real pain in my aaaa-anus!

Rudy: COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.

(Dib is now shown naked.)

Dib: Mr. Zim! I took off all my clothes! Come out and see!

(Zim-Zam opens the door, puts a huge gun to Dib's head and shoots him.)

[Dib now has a huge hole in his head dripping blood]

Dib: Call it a hunch, but I'm starting to get the feeling that you don't want me here, Mr. Zim!

[Zim-Zam looks similar to the Great Gazoo from "The Flintstones."]

Zim-Zam: Yeah, brilliant deduction there. Toodle-loo, dum-dum!

[Zim-zam dissapears.]

Zim-Zam: Ah, shit, Rudy, I forgot what I was gonna do again, that asshole keeps distracting me, ahh shit!

Rudy: (translation words appear underneath) YOU WERE GOING TO CHOKE ON PISS AND DIE, YOU DIARHHEA-GARGLING CUM SPONGE.

Zim-Zam: Oh yeah, that's right, I was gonna play with my sassy kitties! [Zim-Zam goes over to his pet cats.] I got a couple of sassy cats! Oh, they're so sassy! Who's a sassy cat? [Starts speaking in a distorted, demonic voice] WHO'S A SASSY CAT? WHO'S A SASSY CAT? WHO'S MY SASSY-

[Doorbell rings, Zim-Zam opens the door and sees Dib still standing there.]

Zim-Zam: Ah shit. You again? That's it pal, I'm taking care of this once and for all! Rudy, get over here and self-destruct already, why don't ya?

[Rudy comes over and pulls out a grenade from his chestplate and pulls the pin.]

Rudy: ISLAM IS THE LIGHT

[Rudy explodes]'

​[Zim-Zam, Rudy and Dib go to a pizzaria and eat pizza while naked, Dib belches loudly and Zim swallows] '

​'Zim-Zam: Huh, I'm glad everything worked out in the end.

[Eating resumes, until Rudy starts to fly up]

Rudy: PEPPERONI RAVIOLI.


VoicesEdit

TriviaEdit

  • The phrase "Ah, shit" was uttered 16 times (17 if you count the title card/alternate name).
  • It's not really a real lost episode he made it up.
  • The bit where Rudy talks about a man robbing a bank for a gay lover to get gender reassignment surgery is the description of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," starring Al Pacino.
  • Some of Rudy's lines were recycled from a few of Stimpy's incoherent babblings from the episode of "The Ren and Stimpy Show" named "Blazing Entrails."
  • The creator of Invader Zim said (as a joke) that this is his favorite episode of Invader Zim on Twitter along with saying " I don't remember making it".

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