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Luigi's Day Out
LUIGI'S DAY OUT06:53

LUIGI'S DAY OUT


Running Time

6:53

Characters

Mario
Luigi
Princess Daisy
Waluigi
Mama Mario

Rating

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Luigi's Day Out is a short animated parody of the video game Super Mario Bros. It premiered on YouTube on May 12, 2014.

PlotEdit

When Mario is forced to take Luigi to go on his adventure by their mother, he decides to trick him.

TranscriptEdit

(Mario looks from right to left as he slowly opens the door.)

[Mario's Mom walks on over to him.]

Mama Mario: Mario....

Mario: [groans in frustration] What, ma?!

[Mario bangs his head on the door knob.]

Mama Mario: Are you going out, sweetie?

Mario: Yeah...I gotta save the princess, ma!

Mama Mario: Won't you be a dear and take your brother Luigi with you?

(Luigi hears what his mother said, as he was playing with his toy truck, and smiles.)

Mario: Aw, c'mon, ma - He's such a baby!

Mama Mario: He is not a baby. You never know, he could help you fight that big dragon.

Mario: His name is Bowser, ma! You don't know anything about what I do, okay? You don't get it.

Mama Mario: I don't see what the harm of taking of him would be. He just wants to save the princess, too.

Mario: He's a f**king dork, ma; everybody makes fun of him!

(Luigi hears what Mario said and frowns. He then continues playing with his truck, sadly.)

Mama Mario: Mario, you know I don't like that language in this house. I don't care how many princesses you save, I am still your mother. Now, take your brother with you; this isn't up for debate.

[Mario gives in, and calls for Luigi.]

Mario: *sighs* Come on, Luigi.

Luigi: YAY! Imma gonna go on an adventure!

(As Luigi gets up, he steps on his toy car and falls flat on his face. After witnessing that, Mario groans and face palms himself.)

(Mario and Luigi and then shown near a street corner by some coin boxes. Mario leans against the wall, smoking, while Luigi nervously looks around the neighborhood. Police sirens can be heard in the distance.)

Mario: You gonna tell Mom I was smokin'?

Luigi: [nervously] No-o-o Mario, Imma not-a-gonna tell!

Mario: Yeah, you better not or I'll kick your a**! Anyways just keep your mouth shut, scrote. Here come the guys.

[Princess Daisy and Waluigi walk in.]

Waluigi: S'up, dude?

Mario: Hey.

Princess Daisy: Why'd you bring the kid?

Mario: CAUSE MY MOM'S A F**KING IDIOT!

Waluigi: So, what's on the agenda?

Mario: We're supposed to get Peach out of Bowser's s**thole, but I'm probably gonna blow it off...I don't give enough of a f**k today.

Princess Daisy: You want to jump the fence at the country club and use the pool?

Mario: Eh, we did that two days ago.

Waluigi: You wanna go hang out at Cody's house?

Mario: OH CODY'S A PIECE OF S**T, I AM SO TIRED OF THAT A**HOLE! C'mon you guys, I don't wanna just f**k around today, you know? I wanna do something.

[Mario looks at Luigi.]

(Luigi is shown drooling while looking dumbfounded. A fly buzzes around him, and lands on his nose. Luigi then notices the fly, sucks his drool back in his mouth, and tries to kill it; but fails leading to a smack in the face.)

Mario: Hey, you guys want to see something really funny?

[The SNES version of the "Super Mario Bros. 2" theme begins playing.]

(The scene changes to World 1-1 of "Super Mario Bros.", as the gang is now shown near a bottomless pit.)

Mario: I'm telling you scrote, the princess is down there - you gotta jump into the pit to save her!

Luigi: Are you sure about this, a-Mario?

Mario: And guess what else, buddy...she told me she really wants to make out with you.

[Luigi suddenly becomes amused, making the propeller on his hat spin.]

Luigi: Oh boy! Don't worry, princess! Here comes a-Luigi!

(Luigi falls into the pit, and dies in the typical "Mario Bros." fashion.)

[Mario and Waluigi start laughing.]

(The scene changes to Desert Hill from "Super Mario Bros. 3". Luigi, Mario, and Waluigi are shown running, while Daisy is siting on Lakitu's Cloud using a nail file. Angry Sun is also shown floating in the sky.)

Mario: The sun wants to be your friend, dude! When it comes down, give it a high-five!

(Luigi looks up at Angry Sun worringly, and raises his hand. Angry Sun lowers down to him and burns his entire upper body; leaving only his still running legs and spine showing.)

[Mario and Waluigi laugh as Daisy continues filing her nails, feeling unenthusiastic.]

(The next scene shows Mario, Luigi and Waluigi in a forest-like area. Luigi is now holding a purple, poisonous mushroom.)

Mario: Don't worry dude, the purple mushrooms are the best ones! They give you super powers!

(Luigi eats the mushroom whole, and swallows it. He then begins to shiver as the mushroom burns his insides, leaving a giant hole in the middle of his body.)

[Mario and Waluigi laugh at himonce again.]

(The music continues playing as we then see on a montage of Luigi getting hit by a Koopa Troopa; head-bumped in the gut by a Goomba; crushed by a Thwomp; shot by a machine gun-wielding Bullet Bill; landing on a Pokey; eaten by a Piranha Plant; flipped over by a Cheep Cheep; frightened by a Boo; sat on by a Heavy Troopa; spat at by Birdo; crushed by a Hammer Bro with a giant cartoon mallet; electrocuted by one of Bowser's laser-shooting statues; drowning in a water level; crushed by Lakitu's spike balls; slapped by Wendy O. Koopa; landing on spikes; getting his head cut off; farted on by Waluigi; getting hung; etc. Some of those deaths even repeated themselves. The montage, as well as the music, then stops as the last death scene shows Luigi holding a Bob-omb peacefully for several moments until he explodes.)

(The next scene shows the gang finally reaching Bowser's castle.)

[The SNES theme of Bowser's castle begins playing.]

Mario: Alright scrote, the princess is definitely behind this door.

Luigi: Do you promise, a-Mario?

Mario: Luigi, please. [Mario holds onto Luigi's shoulder.] I would never lie to you.

[Mario gives a guilty smile as Bowser's laugh is heard in the background.]

(Luigi goes to the door, looks back at the others (wiggling his mustache), and then opens it.)

[Bowser reveals himself to be behind the door, and roars with both a scary face and glowing, red eyes.]

(Luigi immediately closes the door, completely frightened as he turns white. Mario and Waluigi begin laughing as Luigi suddenly pees himself.)

Luigi: Mario, I had an accident.

Mario: Aw, geez. Did you piss yourself?! You dumba** geek! Alright guys, I gotta take this baby home so Mommy can give him some clean underroos. Go figure, another day ruined by my annoying idiot brothe- [Luigi sticks his foot out, causing Mario to trip.]

(Mario begins falling down the stairs as Luigi, Daisy, Waluigi then watch the whole thing. We Mario finishes falling down the stairs, he is heard groaning in pain.)

Princess Daisy: Nice one...that guy is such a loser.

Mario: [groans, from offscreen] Oh, my back!

Princess Daisy: So what do you think, kid? You wanna get really f**ked up?

Luigi: Oh, okay.

Princess Daisy: Open wide, big boy!

(Luigi opens his mouth and Daisy puts an LSD (with a picture of a green mushroom) on his tongue. Daisy then closes the mouth, and Luigi starts to get triply.)

(As Luigi trips out, the background shows the three getting into a van and continue to have a fun time. While they are driving, Waluigi pops his head out one of the windows and begins knocking down mailboxes with a bat. The gang then goes into a liquor store to steal drinks, and go back into the van to drink them. They then stop at a tattoo store where Luigi gets a tattoo on his chest. When they get back to the van, they accidentally crash into something; only to find out it was Yoshi. As Daisy and Waluigi begin arguing about the whole situation, Luigi is standing in the back looking traumatized. They then decide to take Yoshi's dead body, and hide it in a bush. The finale stop the trio go to is a club called, 'The Warp Zone'. They then decide to sneak in, while they were waiting in line, and Luigi and Daisy are shown dancing inside. Daisy then gives Luigi a blowjob, making the camera zoom in to Luigi's face.)

(The screen then goes black, transitioning to the two brother's house.)

Mario: [from inside the house] For the last time Ma, I don't know where he is.

Mama Mario: [from inside the house] Well, where did you see him last?

(We then cut to Mario's bedroom, where Mario is shown sitting on his bed; tuning his electric guitar. His Mom is also shown pacing around his room, looking worried.)

Mario: I told ya, he left with Daisy. Augh.

Mama Mario: Should I call the police again? Maybe they found him and they just haven't called me yet! Oh, I shouldn't have let him go, this is all my fault, he's such a sensitive boy!

Mario: Ma, where ever the little scrote is, I'm sure he's fine.

Mama Mario: I should've gotten him a cell phone, I knew I should've gotten him a cell phone! Ah, will the police be annoyed if I called him again? Oh, I wish your father was here, he'd know what to do!

Mario: Hey Ma, you know what will cheer you up? [Mario lets out a loud fart and laughs evilly. This leads to Mama Mario slapping him.] Ow, geez!

Mama Mario: Was it too much to ask that you brought your brother home with you? For crying out loud, Mario, he can't take care of himself. He's only 35!

[Mario looks outside his bedroom window.]

Mario: Hey, someone's pulling up outside.

Mama Mario: Oh my goodness, that might be him!

(From outside the house, Daisy and Waluigi drop off Luigi. As the van drives away, we saw that Luigi has passed out on the lawn completely naked.)

[Mario and his Mom walk outside to see if it's actually Luigi.]

Mama Mario: Luigi! Luigi, is that you?

Mario: Oh for crying out loud.

(Luigi wakes up with red eyes, feeling both dizzy and tired. He suddenly snaps out of it, and notices the tattoo on his chest. We then get a closeup of Luigi's tattooed chest saying, "DAISY'S B**CH.")

[The video then ends with words, "GAME OVER, SCROTE!", appearing on screen, as well as the SNES version of the "Game Over" theme from Super Mario Bros.]

[The Green Man who usually appears at the end of Hotdiggedydemon's most recent videos suddenly appears, laughing at his computer screen.]

Green Man: HA HA! WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!?

[The words, "A CARTOON ON THE INTERNET" then appear on the screen, followed by the HOTDIGGEDYDEMON.COM logo.]

[The credits then play, as Max Gilardi is heard giving a message from offscreen.]

Max Gilardi: [offscreen] Hey guys, it's Max. Just wanted to let you know that, if you'd like to watch my cartoons a full week before they're released on YouTube, follow me on Twitter or join the official Facebook group and you can do just that. It really helps out a lot, so please consider joining. This cartoon was written and animated by me, and feature the voices of Kira Buckland, Monica Franco, and myself. Special thanks to Yotam Perel and Alexendar Gross. This video was Patreon-funded by viewers like you. Thank you.

THE END

VoicesEdit

GalleryEdit

TriviaEdit

  • This is the third parody of a video game (the first being SONIC: Too Fast and the second being BUTTFACE McFARTSALOT).
  • Luigi's age is revealed to be 35.
  • The tattoo artist looks very similar to the muscular Mexican immigrant who grabs Rarity from DRESS.MOV.
  • Yoshi makes a brief appearance as a dead object.
  • Princess Peach appears on a poster in Mario's room.

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