| Rainbow St. Dash | |
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Gender |
Female |
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Occupation |
Rude Lesbian (currently) |
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Status |
Comatose (previously) |
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Cutie Mark |
Two Pink Female Symbols Overlapping |
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Pony Type |
Pegasus (without wings) |
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Age |
22 (23 in SWAG.MOV until the time reset) |
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Date of birth |
October 24 1989 |
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Voiced by |
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- "Swag!"
- ―Rainbow Dash[src]
Rainbow St. Dash is a pegasus pony who mostly likes to insult her friends, act like a jerk, and repeat her catchphrase, "Swag!" Ever since she performed a time-reversing sonic rainboom, she is currently a titan.
Biography
APPLE.MOV
Rainbow Dash first appeared telling Applejack (who was eating apples like crazy) that if she eats all of the apples, she'll get a "wicked bad tummy ache." When Pinkie Pie showed up and said the same thing, Rainbow commented on that, and laughed.
After Applejack went into a coma, she and the other ponies went to see if she was alright.
DRESS.MOV
While Discord was out destroying Ponyville, Rainbow was shown laying on a cloud, showing that she was too lazy to save the town.
When Twilight Sparkle asked if she could help her look for the Elements of Harmony, she replied by telling her to suck her tit, and calling her a dumb bitch. She then laughed obnoxiously, and said her catchphrase, "Swag!"
SHED.MOV
She, along with Spike and Pinkie Pie, tried to look for the Elements of Harmony in Fluttershy's shed. Not remembering about what Fluttershy said about people going in there, they entered anyway to find her shed lined with blood and slaughtered woodland creatures. Instead of noticing that, they saw that she kept a lot of "PlayPony" copies in a box, and Rainbow got a wingboner from looking at it.
Looking at the dead animal decorations, Rainbow claimed that this is what they should've expected from "some quiet bitch who spends all her time in the woods with small woodland critters."
Pinkie and Spike fled the scene when Fluttershy unexpectantly met the trio in her shed; but, unfortunately, Rainbow Dash didn't escape in time enough, and was sliced in half by the chainsaw-wielding psychopath, who then got arrested.
MAGIC.MOV
After that bizzare scene, Twilight Sparkle and Spike dug up her dead body, and tried to ressurect her by using the powerful shock of lightning in a Frankenstein-esque fashion, but failed (giving her an Afro, as a result).
Twilight then gave Spike a shovel, and told her to bury her again. The angry-looking Spike then decided to hit her with a shovel while procceding to take her back to the cemetary because she didn't get a birthday present for him.
SWAG.MOV
It was shown that Spike never buried Rainbow Dash's body, as he was shown poking a stick at her for about an hour. Just when Spike was about to poke her again, she Unexpectedly came back to life, screaming, causing Spike to scream in fear, thus proving that the ressurection worked.... as thought as first, as she was in a coma the whole time.
After being told what she's missed over. The past few years, Rainbow then sees Twilight looking sad that she didn't save Ponyville, so she tried to cheer her up by performing a sonic rainboom, which reverses time back to the beginning of SHED.MOV, where Apple Bloom is nearly crushed.
We also see that Rainbow got her usual tomboyish mane, abs, muscles, fingers, and was the same size as Discord as well. Both Rainbow and Discord have an epic fight, but Rainbow almost loses when Discord jumps onto her back, and rips off her wings extremely. Rainbow passes out, but then looks up at a building where Scootaloo's on top, telling her to get up because she believes in her, giving her more confidence. Rainbow Dash then succeeds by bucking Discord off her back, calling for Twilight to summon the Sword of the Holy Titans, and then takes it to slice his head off.
When Rainbow shrinks to original size, she is taken to the hospital, where she is congratulated by her friends. She's a little bit bummed about losing her wings, but is happy to find out that she and her friends are all together again. She is finally shown watching Applejack eat every apple in Sweet Apple Acres, being proved, once again, that she really LOVES apples.
Non-Cannon Appearances
Hotdiggedydemon Panel Cartoon
She was shown playing a video game called "Wolf Puncher 2" with Pinkie Pie. Spike asked why she wasn't dead, and Rainbow replied by saying, "This isn't canon." She eventually loses the game, because Pinkie forgot to tell her that she isn't supposed to let the wolf die.
Suddenly, the R-Dash 5000, barged in through the wall, shot the camera, and flew out through the ceiling. After Spike asked Trotcon if they were alright, Rainbow Dash laughed and said her catchphrase.
Hotdiggedydemon Panel Cartoon 2
Rainbow Dash was still shown playing the video game, and she finally won the high score. The video game version of Sweetie Belle then popped up on screen, saying that she won the high score and that she really is a pathetic, loser, virgin. Rainbow felt annoyed, but felt releaved that nothing scary happend, like last time (until the creepy Fluttershy face that appears at the end of most of the episodes pops up).
As Rainbow-Titan
Rainbow-Titan is Rainbow Dash's huge form in SWAG.MOV. She still has her tomboyish, rainbow mane, but is also very huge and muscular, has fingers, no tail, red eyes instead of purple, and is the same size as Discord.
She did have wings, but Discord pulled them off violently, making her bleed a lot. Just as she thought she was going to lose, she got confidence from Scootaloo, and wins by slicing Discord's head off using the Sword of the Holy Titans which, however, was summoned by Twilight Sparkle.
Opposites
Rainbow Dash with a wingboner from the porn Spike pointed out.
- In MLP: FiM, she is voiced by a female (Ashleigh Ball). In PONY.MOV she is voiced by a male (Max Gilardi) in a masculine voice.
- In MLP: FiM, she is friendly and loyal. In PONY.MOV she is a jerk who is very rude, and uses foul words a lot.
- In MLP: FiM, her cutie mark consists of a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt. In PONY.MOV, her cutie mark consists of two female symbols overlapping, representing many fans' interpretations that she may be a lesbian (although, in APPLE.MOV, it was the same as in the real show).
- In MLP: FiM, she is still alive. In PONY.MOV, she was put in a comatose state by Fluttershy (and soon came out of it in SWAG.MOV).
- In MLP: FiM, her mane is tomboyish. In PONY.MOV, her mane turned into an Afro, after being hit by lightning (although, it did turn back to normal in SWAG.MOV).
- In MLP: FiM, she has pink eyes. In PONY.MOV, her eyes are purple.
- In MLP: FiM, she is nice. In PONY.MOV, she is mean.
- In MLP: FiM, she has wings. In PONY.MOV, she doesn't have wings anymore.
- In MLP: FiM, she has a high, tomboyish voice. In PONY.MOV, she has a low, masculine voice.
Trivia
- Her catch-phrase, "Swag," became PONY.MOV TV's slogan.
- In SWAG.MOV, it was confirmed that she was in a coma the whole time after Fluttershy sliced her head with the chainsaw.
- In APPLE.MOV, her cutie mark looks exacly the same as in the real show, but, in the rest of the series, she, like the rest of the main characters (except Applejack), has a cutie mark that differs from the real show.
- Even though she was only mentioned in PARTY.MOV, a preview of her episode was shown at the end, asking if she can be the only one to save Ponyville. The scene then showed Rainbow (still in a coma, with the Afro from the lightning) being poked with a stick by a bored Spike, thus saying "Probably not!"
- Out of the Seven Deadly Sins, she represents "Envy," because she envies men.
- It's possible that she's a lesbian, judging by her cutie mark.
- It's shown that Rainbow Dash loves and tolerates Trolls and Haters alike in the APPLE.MOV comments.
- In the panel cartoons shown at the conventions Max Gilardi shows up at, she was shown alive (due to them not being canon).
- Most fans of PONY.MOV also call her Rainbow Swag.
- The first time she said "Swag," was in DRESS.MOV.
- The only times she didn't say "Swag," was in APPLE.MOV, MAGIC.MOV (because she was in a coma), and HotDiggedydemon Panel Cartoon 2.
- Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are the only two ponies that speak in a masculine voice in the PONY.MOV series (this also included Rarity in APPLE.MOV, making it count as three).
- It's unknown how Rainbow was put into a coma after Fluttershy put a chainsaw through her head. If this were to happen to someone in reality, that person would, obviously, be dead.
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