N/A (Last Episode)
SWAG.MOV is the sixth episode of the PONY.MOV series. It was initially set to be released on December 22, 2012, but it was instead released on February 20, 2013.
(We see the text, "ONE YEAR LATER," in white, bold letters.)
(We see a complete wasteland that used to be Ponyville. Discord is shown, walking along with Wolflor, while the R-Dash 5000 clones are flying behind them, saying, "Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.")
(The Derpy toaster is shown sitting on a pile of rocks, and falls off. On the ground, we see one of Fluttershy's animal skeletons and a "RARITY IS WATCHING YOU" poster that blows away in the wind.)
(A battered-up sign is shown saying, "WELCOME TO PONYVILLE, POPULATION: PONIES." Twilight Sparkle walks up to the sign sadly.)
Twilight Sparkle: *sigh*
(We see the text, SWAG.MOV, in a white, bold format.)
(Rarity's sweatshop is shown with broken windows, untrimmed grass, and graffiti on the door. Inside, we see a badly bruised Rarity (with no hair or tail, and a penis drawn on her forehead) sneaking over to the door, while all of the Mexicans are shown sleeping. She is able to succeed.)
(At a desk, we see some paperwork with a green hoof stamping it, making it say "REHABILITATED." Fluttershy, wearing a tie and carrying a hat in her hooves, is shown behind the desk looking good as new (despite still having her creepy eye-shadowing). Outside the mental hospital, Fluttershy puts on her hat, waves good-bye to the doctor and Nurse Redheart, and walks away with her suitcase.)
(At a Vegas-like motel, Pinkie Pie is shown laying on a bed (wearing her hooker outfit from the previous episode) with a snail on her rear end. She then picks up her vodka bottle, looks at it with blur vision, starts to feel terrible, and then pours out the bottle.)
(Underneath the tree, Rainbow Dash is still shown dead, with the Afro, and Spike is still poking her with a stick.)
[Rainbow Dash suddenly comes back to life, screaming.]
Rainbow Dash: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
(Spike, who is frightened by this, also begins screaming.)
Spike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! WHAT THE F***!?! YOU'RE ALIVE!?! Oh my god, did Twilight's experiment really bring you back from the dead?
Rainbow Dash: [rubbing her eyes] I was never dead, I was in a coma. Thanks for burying me alive by the way.
Spike: Ooooh, yeah, sorry about that. I guess, at some point, somebody probably should've checked your pulse, or something.
Rainbow Dash: Well, what'd I miss, fag?
Spike: Uh... things haven't been going so great, actually. Discord, Wolflor, an army of robots that look like you, tornadoes, fires, earthquakes, meteors, there was a flesh-eating virus for a while, a bunch of people got lymphoma after the bombs dropped, then there was this whole civil war between the Earth ponies and the pegasi...
Rainbow Dash: Where's Twilight?
(Spike sadly points at Twilight, who is sitting in front of Ponyville, looking very sad.)
[The wind is heard whistling.]
Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight, how's your hammer hanging?
[Twilight keeps on looking at Ponyville.]
Rainbow Dash: Yo, I'm back, you happy to see me?
[Twilight still stares at Ponyville.]
Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight, who am I? [makes a sad face] Who am I, Twilight? I'm you, sourpuss [laughs]
(Rainbow Dash looks confused, wondering why Twilight isn't responding.)
Twilight Sparkle: [sadly] I wanted to save Ponyville... but I couldn't do it... I failed. All because I was abandoned by people I thought were my friends. Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie... none of them would help me find the Elements of Harmony. Now everyone in Ponyville is dead.... so much for friendship being magic.
Rainbow Dash: Aww c'mon Twilight, there's no problem that friendship can't solve!
[Twilight continues staring at Ponyville.]
Rainbow Dash: [makes a straight face] Yeah, okay, that sounded kinda gay. [makes an excited face] But you'll see! This is nothing a little sonic rainboom can't fix, watch!
[Rainbow Dash flies into the air to perform a sonic rainboom, with Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie staring in the sky.]
(During the sonic rainboom, Rainbow Dash's face melts off. As Pinkie Pie sees it, her face also melts. Fluttershy and Rarity are shown with the same thing. The whole universe then starts to fall into a big hole.)
(A newborn Rainbow Dash is then shown, floating in midair, with an extra eye that glows.)
(The whole thing that just happened then got reversed going through the beginning of this episode, PARTY.MOV, MAGIC.MOV, and stopped right at the beginning of SHED.MOV, when Apple Bloom was about to get crushed.)
Apple Bloom: Look girls, I finally got my cutie mark! [Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are paying more attention to Discord comming closer.] I got my cutie mark girls. [Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle run away.] Girls, where ya'll going?
(Discord looks confused, trying to find where the voice came from. Apple Bloom looks up from below Discord's foot, and runs away. We see that Rainbow Dash has become Rainbow-Titan (who is a muscular version of herself, with her original tomboyish mane, that is the same size as Discord), and she walks right up to him, as the ponies watch her in amazement. Discord is shown, looking confused. When Rainbow-Titan reveals her full body, a light shines on her.)
Rainbow-Titan: You've ravaged this city, crushed our homes, and destroyed countless lives. The atrocities you've committed against ponykind are abhorrent and unforgivable, and demand swift, sovereign justice. But because I am honor bound by the laws of peace and amnesty, I am issuing one final warning to you, Discord. LEAVE THIS PLACE, OR DIE.
(Rainbow-Titan reveals her wings.)
Rainbow-Titan: You've got it.
(Rainbow-Titan and Discord begin to fight. Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Rarity (whose hair has grown back), Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie race up to a roof to watch what is going on. The ponies down below scream and run to get out of Rainbow and Discord's way.)
Twilight Sparkle: [amazed] Gott in Himmel.
(Rainbow-Titan is then thrown against a building, accidentally squishing ponies that were watching.)
Rainbow-Titan: Oh s***, did I just squish someone?
(Discord then shoots a laser out of his mouth, with Rainbow-Titan dodging it by using her wings. Spike is then shown watching, dumbfoundedly.)
Spike: Well, might as well make this interesting.
[He smokes a few puffs of weed, and chills out, while watching.]
(Discord roars, managing to get out of Rainbow-Titan's headlock, knocking her down.)
[Rainbow-Titan slides to the building where her friends are, and Discord jumps onto her back, making her speechless.]
Discord: You cannot defeat me, Rainbow pony. [grabs onto Rainbow's wings] Your virgins will be mine, and your world will BURRRRRRRRN.
(Discord rips Rainbow-Titan's wings off violently, with Rainbow screaming in pain.)
(Lyra, Bon Bon, and Big Macintosh are the first ones to see this in horror. Mr. and Mrs. Cake are also shown, watching this in horror. When Rainbow's friends see this, we see that Sweetie Belle is up there with them, and is too frightned to watch. To cover her eyes, Sweetie Belle holds onto her sister, Rarity, who tries to comfort her.)
(Discord rips out the wings, and throws them in the air. Rainbow-Titan falls to the ground, passing out, and closes her eyes.)
Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash! [Rainbow-Titan opens her eyes, looks up, and sees Scootaloo on top of another building.] Please, get up! You gotta get up, Rainbow Dash! You can do it, I believe in you.
(After getting some confidence, Rainbow-Titan gets up, and kicks Discord off of her.)
[Motzartz's "Alleluia" is heard playing.]
Rainbow-Titan: Nobody f***s with Rainbow Dash.
[Discord hits a mountain, head first, as Rainbow gets up. On the mountain, Discord gets back up, as well.]
Discord: PONIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!!
[Discord charges at her.]
Rainbow-Titan: TWILIGHT, NOW!!
(Twilight pulls out a magic book, and summons the Sword of the Holy Titans. Rainbow grabs the sword, as Discord is still charging at her, while yelling.)
(Discord screams in agony, as Rainbow-Titan slashes his head off with the sword. His head then goes flying in the air, as the music ends.)
(Rainbow-Titan drops the sword, screams to the sky (by letting out a Godzilla roar), then eventually stops. Discord's body starts to gush blood like a fountain, causing a large blood tsunami coming over the building where Spike and the other ponies are.)
Spike: I hate Mondays.
[The sitcom laughter plays.]
(The flood almost drowns Ponyville.)
[Paco is shown pulling the Derpy toaster around in a wagon, and finds a penny laying on the road.]
Paco: *gasps* Look, Messus Derpy, a penny! Oh, and it's heads up too! See a penny, pick it up, and all the day you'll have good luck! I guess this is our lucky day!
(Paco looks shocked, as he notices the tsunami coming towards him. He then makes a Jesus-cross shape on his chest, with Derpy (for some reason) also looking shocked at the sight of the wave.)
(The wave wipes everyone up onto the surface.)
[Spike is shown on top of Paco.]
Spike: Oh God, it got in my mouth again!
[Paco pushes Spike off of him.]
Paco: YO, STEP OFF ME, S***HEAD!!!!
[Rarity overheard Paco, and immediately reprimands him.]
Rarity: Paco! Did you just say the "S-H" word?!?
Paco: Oops, sorry Meesus Rarity.
(Rainbow Dash shrinks, and turns back into her normal self. She then faints in Discord's blood.)
[Rainbow starts to close her eyes, as her friends come to see if she's okay (in the style of APPLE.MOV).]
Spike: [echoing slowly] Yo, Rainbow Dash! Y'alright?
(Rainbow Dash is then shown laying in a hospital bed. As she opens her eyes, she is surprised to see her friends and Spike (who is the only one not smiling) around her.)
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, you were absolutely wunderbar out there!
Rarity: You were positively fabulous, darling! And I'm not just being generous!
Fluttershy: Hey hey hey, you can come in my shed any day.
Pinkie Pie: Jeez, Dashie, you're one hell of a party animal!
Spike: *sigh* Thank you for saving Ponyville Rainbow Dash, I guess...
Fluttershy: [pops in front of Spike, giving a quick saying] Seriously though, don't come in my shed.
[Rainbow Dash sits up, turns, and sees that her wings are now stubs with bandages. This makes her feel bummed.]
Rainbow Dash: Aw, jeez, my wings are gone. [sarcastically] Yeah, not like I wanted those or anything. Those wings that I used to fly.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, you know what I still don't understand? Whatever did happen to those Elements of Harmony?
[Spike is shown digging up through his nose (looking very stupid), only to pull out the Elements of Harmony.]
Spike: Hey, look! Here are the Elements of Harmony. They were up my nose the whole time!
(A random portal pops up right next to Rainbow's bed.)
Rainbow Dash: Yo, what the fudgesicle!?
(Jappleack/Applejack, who has her hair down and is not wearing her usual hat, enters the room from the portal.)
Pinkie Pie: Hey, look, it's Applejack!
Spike: Applejack, where have you been? I feel like we haven't seen you in forever.
Jappleack/Applejack: Hey, ya'll, I'm back from my adventures in another dimension.
Spike: [lights up a cigarette] Yeah, okay whatever, nobody really cares. [smokes]
Jappleack/Applejack: Nobody cares? But I saved the entire multiverse from a giant-
Spike: Nobody cares, Applejack!
Jappleack/Applejack: But... but I-
Spike, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie: NOBODY CARES!
Spike: You stupid c***, shut your f***ing mouth. Oh my God, shut up, shut up, a million times, shut up, I'm going to kill you. SHUT UP! Nobody cares.
[Jappleack/Applejack nearly starts to cry.]
Rainbow Dash: [with an anime pony face] Hey guys, you know what I just realized? [hugs her friends, with her normal face] We're all together again, you know, like a family or something.
Twilight Sparkle: [looking both gay and idiotic] I guess friendship really is magic!
(The main six and Spike (who is still the only one not happy) hug each other.)
Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Jappleack/Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy: Awwww!
[Twilight poops, while the hug goes one.]
Spike: Man, you guys are gay. I need to get some guy friends.
(Back in Ponyville, Paco is shown mopping up Discord's blood with Derpy by his side (still in the wagon).)
(The Wonderbolts are shown lifting up a frame on a house, with Apple Crackers watching.)
(A hammer is shown hammering, as Big Mac is shown painting the barn with light red paint. Apple Bloom is also mopping up the blood, but starts to use it as paint. Lamp poles are also being lifted up in the streets of Ponyville.)
(We finally see that all of Ponyville is reformed and rebuilt. Meanwhile, Jappleack/Applejack (who has hair back into a ponytail, and her hat back on) is challenged that she cannot eat all the apples in the entire orchard, thus proving everyone wrong once again, as the other main ponies and Spike watch in amazement.)
[Jappleack/Applejack eats the apple in the wooden tub.]
Jappleack/Applejack: Well, I did it, I ate every apple in the whole dang orchard. [The orchard is shown with empty branches.] Every last one. How do you like THEM apples?
[We see the text, "THE END," and the credits play, this time, similar to "The Simpsons Movie." In the beginning, Fluttershy's demonic head is shown, but is shown fully straight then tilted.]
(After the credits, a short clip shows Fluttershy inside her shed, sipping hot chocolate (or coffee). This time the shed is filled with furniture, tables, and pink wallpaper, instead of cut up, bloody animals. Discord's suddenly head falls out of the sky, and lands in the shed, right next to Fluttershy, breaking some of the wood. He looks around and sees Fluttershy is not impressed.)
Fluttershy: [says darkly] You're in my shed.
[The HOTDIGGEDYDEMON.COM logo appears.]
- Max Gilardi - Rainbow Dash/Rainbow-Titan, Spike, Discord, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Jappleack/Applejack, Paco, and R-Dash 5000
- Kira Buckland - Twilight Sparkle
- Arin Hanson - Rarity
- Kimlinh Tran - Scootaloo
- Esther Nho - Apple Bloom
- This is the Rainbow Dash themed episode of the show.
- This is the first episode to be released in 2013, and also the last.
- A trailer appeared at the end of PARTY.MOV.
- This was the first episode to feature a preview.
- This is the last episode of PONY.MOV
- This episode ties the plots from both PONY.MOV and Ask Jappleack together.
- This is the first episode to have 3D animation.
- Fourth appearance of Paco.
- Third appearance of Derpy Hooves.
- Character Debuts: Mental Hospital Doctor, Nurse Redheart, Rainbow-Titan (Rainbow Dash's giagantic form), Carrot Top, Berry Punch, Minuette, Mr. Cake, Mrs. Cake, Scootaloo (speaking role), and the Wonderbolts.
- Arin Hanson reprised his role as Rarity in this episode.
- All 3 of the Cutie Mark Crusaders make a second appearence. The first was in SHED.MOV
- The first 2 minutes of this episode premiered at Equestria LA.
- Apple Bloom came back to life in this episode because of Rainbow Dash's time-reversing sonic rainboom.
- The credits of the cast are similar to the ones from The Simpsons Movie.
- This is the first time Paco sweared.
- Rarity was mad at Paco for saying the "SH word" (depsite the fact she said it in APPLE.MOV).
- It is revealed that Fluttershy is 22 years old (on the piece of paperwork that was given for her cure).
- Shortly after the worldwide premiere, PONY.MOV TV will do a Top 10 Best HotDiggedyDemon Videos countdown, leading up to the network premiere of the episode (including the network premiere of Wacky Game Jokez, 4 Kidz!).
- It was reavealed that the Elements of Harmony were up in Spike' nose all along.
- This is the second time Discord spoke; his first speaking role was in DRESS.MOV.
- Although this is intentionally the series finale, Max Gilardi said he had an idea for a Derpy Hooves that episode he might do.
- This is the second episode with a fake infomation; the fake one says that Spike caught his weiner in a coke bottle. Even it's semi-true, Rainbow Dash didn't teach Twilight of the true magic of friendship, but did almost destory the univesise using the sonic rainboom. The first episode that has a fake infomation was PARTY.MOV, which was before this episode.
- This is the second episode with no bloody episode title card.
- This episode was dedicated to Lauren Faust (who really was not dead) who's last words were the same as Sonic the Hedgehog's.
- The scene where Applejack is shown eating apples, with her friends watching, is the same poster that Max gave out at one of his convention appearences.
- When Rarity was shown escaping the Mexicans, it was shown that one of them drew a picture of a penis on her forehead. When this was shown in the preveiw, the drawing was censored. When Rarity's skull was shown, the picture is still on her skull.
- Big Macintosh and June were the only character voiced by Max Gilardi who weren't shown in the credits under his name.
- During the fight with Rainbow-Titan (Rainbow Dash) against Discord, while Rainbow-Titan grabs the Sword of the Holy Titan, the lighting flash shows a quick senctence on 9:25. It said, "This is so f*cking r***ded. Oh my God, I can't believe I'm animating this."
- Lyra is still pregnant in this episode, just like in PARTY.MOV.
- There is graffitti on the door of Rarity's shop in spanish, which is translated: "Here lives a f*cking b*tch!"
- On the penny that Paco picks up, there is a pony Abraham Lincoln with the words, "In Twilus we trust."
- Goof: The Elements of Harmony are of pictures of the ponies' actual cutie marks from MLP: FiM, instead of their PONY.MOV cutie marks (with the exception of Applejack, since she's the only main character of the real show with her actual cutie mark).
- Twilight pooped in this episode, just like in MAGIC.MOV.
- This is the only episode that has not aired on PONY.MOV TV yet to this day.
- After decapitating Discord, Rainbow-Titan lets out the iconic Godzilla roar (more specifically, the roar heard throughout the Millenium series, from 1999-2004).